note: all characters are totally fictional. Any resemblence between the characters posted here and real persons, whether living or dead, is entirely coincidental

overheard at a recent meeting…

[Bill]Hi, my name is Bill. I eat things.
[everyone]Hi, Bill!
[Bill]No, I mean I eat things that shouldn’t be eaten. Which is why I eat them.
[person1]Is it because you were denied food as a child?
[Bill]Huh?
[person2]Maybe you don’t know what you are doing. It could be a disease, you know…
[person3]Yeah. It’s the disease, man. You gotta let go and give yourself over to another power.
[Bill]I think I already have, which is why I eat things.
[person1]That’s good, Bill. Open up. Get it out. Free yourself. Open the lid and let if fly away. Open the windows and feel the…
[Bill -interrupting person1]No, no, no. I do it for my son. I am protecting him.
[person1]What types of things do you eat, Bill?
[Bill]Every kind of baby food that my son eats, I taste first. Except broccoli and chicken. He’s on his own there.
[person1]But you said you ate things that shouldn’t be eaten.
[Bill]Have you ever tasted some of that stuff?
[person1]Actually, I have been known to enjoy the occasional Hawaiian Delight every now and then.
[Bill]I have also tasted a photograph, a coffee table, the sofa, and shoes.
[person5]I feel your pain, Bill. I feeeeeeeeeeeeeeel it!
[Bill]Huh?
[person5]Do you renounce your past misdeads? Do you want to cleanse yourself in the waters of healing?
[Bill]No. But I would like some water to wash down this meeting pamphlet. Will has been eyeing it for a few minutes and I wanted to make sure it was okay first. Little dry though…

So yeah, I have been less than stellar when it comes to updating BillUnger.com. As a matter of fact, I was going to write a legendary update tonight and add some pictures we recently took when I realized I have pictures from about a month ago that I haven’t yet posted.

Huh?! Yeah.

So now, I am of course wondering where that month went. I’ve looked everywhere and my only logical assumption is that Will must have eaten it. And though that sounds ridiculous, it is entirely possible. Trust me. I’ve nearly lost my nose at least twice.

Also, check back in the next day or so for the update that I was going to do tonight…. hopefully I can post it before Will can gum it into oblivion.