I’m feeling a bit breezy tonight, so I thought I would just toss around a few random things and see where they land. So… here it goes…

Baby toys are not just for babies. Try one out the next time you happen across some baby-oriented entertainment piece (preferrably when the baby is not using it).

Things I Thought I Knew, Until:
1. I thought I knew how to shave, until… I purchased a double-edge razor. See this post for more details.
2. I thought I knew how to swiftly change diapers, until… I got peed on.
3. I thought I knew how to control my worrying over the small stuff, until… Will was born.
4. I thought I knew how to pronounce envelope (as in “he enveloped her”), until… I pronounced it like a letter holder and was ridiculed… by Jess.
5. I thought I knew everything, until… I met Jess. (she now insists that I know very little)

Once upon a time there was a light yellow little letter envelope who longed to be enveloped by a light yellow large manilla envelope. Each day the light yellow little letter envelope would wish and wish for a a light yellow large manilla envelope to come along and envelope him. On Tuesday it happened.

Did you ever start to think about one thing, which led to thinking about another thing, which led to thinking about yet another thing… and so on and so on… only to arrive back at the beginning of the first thing you were thinking about? Do you suppose that’s why dogs chase their tails?

If she sells sea shells by the sea shore, who would buy them? Couldn’t they just pick up their own?

April showers have brought May flowers. And summer smells quite nice.